http://www.dumbthings.com/

OH MY GOD!!!!!

i was surfing though DIGG.com and found this on the front page

http://www.dumbthings.com/

a few of the funnier things i found were

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The hudge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

well have fun :)

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