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Interview with the Savior of the Fishing Guild

Interview with the Savior of the Fishing Guild

He was banned from the Fishing Guild, Shunned.
He found a new home and was accepted.
Then when his old stomping grounds needed him, He found a way to merge both his old and new homes together, Literally.

Let me present Mementh.

Tell me Mementh, how does it feel to be unbanned from the Fishing Guild?
“Its great, I wish it had not happened, But that’s water under the bridge.”

So As the introduction has stated you had found a new home in Burgh De Rott, Fishing sharks, and feeding the locals.

“Quite right Burgh De Rott is now able to fend for themselves and the townsfolk are healthier than they ever have been.”

So tell us, When did you learn of the Fishing Guilds Closure to Shark Fishing?

“I was taking a break from fishing and had headed over to the Void Knight Outpost to help them some, I am trying to collect a full set of their armor.
And I was reading the Varrock Herald which had the story in it”

I assume that you were mad about being banned falsely?

“Yes, and no, I was upset but I realized I was the “fall guy” which it could have happened to others”

What lead you to come up with the fix that has brought back the Shark to the Fishing Guild.

“Sigh At first I knew I had to do something, but I knew not what. Then it struck me, The Fremennik People thrive on sharks. And they have a Goddess who they worship, Fossegrimen the Fremennik god of sharks and sealife, I decided to head on up and pay this god a visit and see what could be done.

I spoke with Fossegrimen after putting a raw BIG shark on her alter, I asked her ‘Fossegrimen There is a area to the south that has been devoid of the glorious shark for a short time. I wish to help these people re-gain access to the sharks.

It was her who said that there was nothing that could be done to bring the sharks back via the river that fed the lake.”

So what was suggested?

“Well I made a comment about how it would all be good if we could move the sharks from the Town of Burgh De Rott to the Fishing guild.

As I teleported away intended to go back to Burgh De Rott I realized… we could TELEPORT the Sharks En Mass.
I went to the only wizard I knew who could help me, Wizard Cromperty in Ardougne.
I explained to the wizard what I needed. He knew of the portals for teleporting that can be built in a person’s home.

What we needed was bigger and more complex. We hashed things out and figured we could build two portals, One in Burgh De Rott and one in the Fishing Guild.

I went to Elisabeta and started talked between her and the Fishing Guild Committee. The Committee agreed to unban be and help the town of Burgh De Rott more then I could, if we could construct this portal.

We realized it would take over 100 mahogany logs per portal and 1000 law runes and a lot of special help from Wizard Cromperty. “

But there was a problem, how to make sure only sharks went though and were not killed by the Rock Crabs.

How did you overcome that hurdle?

“I went back to Fossegrimen and asked her for her help. She seemed surprised, and though she accepted we would use magic, but I was able to convince her.

She gave me two Crystals to use in the construction of the portal which would attract only sharks.

Keeping the Rock Crabs proved to be a bit more difficult…

I remembered that the Town of Yanille is protected by a tower that uses magic to keep the Ogre’s out. They said it could be done but they would need a set of protection crystals tuned to Rock Crabs and Sharks to allow the sharks to go through but the rock crabs not to”

Was this a Deal Breaker?

“No, I spoke again with Fossegrimen and found I could get essence of Shark and essence of Rock Crab to have her make into Crystals, which we used to setup a barrier at the mouth of the river.

We then activated the portal and waited a few days. Since then the over abundance of sharks that Burgh De Rott had, have gone to The Fishing Guild. “

So that’s how you saved the Fishing Guild!
What do you plan on doing now?

“Well I Just got 96 fishing and I Had a small party at the Fishing Guild.

I saw Neko Negde, Baerht, Iquende, Anishka0, and Sheynara at the party.

Then we went to my Home and I had a mini tournament where everyone played and Sheynara won 150k.

I want to thank Pokemama who gave me some Admiral pies after I ran out.

Well I am no longer banned from the Guild as you can tell.. I also got lvl 96 and don't need to use pies anymore :)

Gratz to Sherynara who won the fight :)


You can find more pics And Some Video @ My Photo Album

Top this for a speeding ticket …

plane plane plane
testing testing

Top this for a speeding ticket ...

Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:

"Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment. Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed.

Good Day ..."


The Fishing Guild Committee has today announced that they are shutting down. Local Fishing Scientist have concluded that the “Salt Water Shark” that was prevalent in the Fishing Guild not 5 months ago has become Extinct from the Guilds lakes.
While it is a shock, no one would say that it was entirely not unexpected. “The Guild has been warned many times that they needed to cut back on the fishing allotments that they gave their members. The Sharks had no chance to regenerate there population.” Councilor Halgrive commented when pressured.

This is one possible reason but this paper was able to find several Fishing scientists who would only talk if we kept their identities secret.
“The Fishing Guild has been under pressure to reduce the number of sharks that could be fished a month. People think that the Sharks are dying out due to over fishing. THIS IS A LIE!

The Rock Crabs that used to stay around the Fremmnick areas have been found in the south area around the inlet to the Fishing Guild. They have grown big and are getting to the sharks first before the sharks can get in.

And there is nothing the Guild can do about it.”

When asked about the smaller fish and swordfish the scientist responded, “They are not being affected, they seem to be slipping though the Rock Crabs claws and getting in.”

This brings to light the recent banning of a Guild Member Mementh, which was controversial due to the fact that Guild Members blamed Mementh for the low population. Which seems to have been a fabrication to try and take the blame away from the Guilds inactions.

In Response many Guild members have thrown down there harpoons and are picketing the Guilds Offices to force the Guild to re-admit Mementh.

OK This story is just about over.. I am nearing 96 fishing and have found a way to go back to the guild. Which will be posted tomorrow :)

Also I will get my level tomorrow IN THE FISHING GUILD.

I plan it to be about 2 am CST 8 AM GMT. I am hoping to give a few sharks away, If there are enough people maybe go to the Duel arena or go on the trawler. (though if not we can always use my fighting room @ my POH and have a mini tournament)

Pies will be provided to those that need them to get in.. (location will change if necessary) *thanks to Pokemama for pies I ran out*

67 Slayer and 72 Agility AND MY NEW BED!!!!

Woot I got a few levels when I escaped from the Burgh De Rott Fishing area I got 67 Slayer and 72 Agility. :)

I also completed my Greegree Collection and got a spare of each for a place holder :)

Burgh De Rott Stuffed with Sharks?

Ever since the intrepid Fisherman Mementh Went to Burgh De Rott the town has not had a empty plate at dinner time.

But problems are looming, Town leader Elisabeta had this to say in a recent interview, "Mementh has been a godsend to us. Our small little town has prospered. But we have such a surplus donated sharks, that we have been working to sell them and re-build our town. We are worried about Memenths leaving once he gets to his level of 96 fishing."

Analysts say that Burgh De Rott might survive now that they have a supply of gold in there coffers and reporters have seen Mementh teaching the young children and adults how to fish sharks and use a big net.

When asked about his possible leaving Mementh gave us a comment " I have been teaching these people how to fish. I have three promising students who are almost ready to start trying to catch Bass in there big nets.
Trust me IF and I want to stress IF I leave This town will be able to feed itself from there own shark fishermen."

"Plus I am still banned from the Fishing Guild, where else can I go right now to fish sharks?" Mementh Commented.

My father called me up today and told me there were some beds for sale.. QUEEN SIZED for like $100 bucks @ a local furniture store.

Well I headed over and got me one (I have been sleeping on a Twin on the floor since I moved in)
And here you go :) Aint it purty :)

FYI the blanket was made by my mom when I was 5-7 years old.. wow.. I still looks good and fits the bed :)

Best or Worst Mother ever?

I found this article on digg... and thought it VERY funny and tragic.

Funny cause it would be the best thing to happen.. tragic because its the worst..

A STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of British teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream all over her after a booking error by the teen's mother.

It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old son

19k sharks & New Hacking #’s

Well its been about 4 months since I started my quest for 99 fishing... And I AM DAMMED NEAR CLOSE.. I know the halfway point is lvl 92.. thats exactly 50% of lvl 99's exp..

I have been working hard since i got that lvl on "Monday, August 13, 2007, 01:23:28 AM" (at least thats when I saved the picture)

If I were to have started over i would be lvl 83 now :)

The reason for this post though is to CELEBRATE MY 19k SHARK CAUGHT and in my bank right now (I have caught since I started this 30932 sharks but have sold the others to get my outfit and such)

This also brings me to another topic I wish to bring up...
My hacking in January 17 2006.. I lost alot then.. and found some friends (old blog entry not put direct links because i am not sure about wordpress yet) (thank you again Frizoid for the whip)

You can see my Past Blog posts on my Website (I like to revisit this to see how much I Lost)
*suicide watch for mementh* (joke)
6 Months (approx) since hacking
51 Weeks Since hacking.

Here are my Dry numbers for what I lost

All Items
High: 1,956,990,100
Low: 1,955,022,400

Without Rares
High: 34,490,100
Low: 44,522,400

As you can see The rare items make up a good bulk of what I lost...

I managed to find a "reliable source" for the current illegal price of RS GP and thats 4.49/Million which works out to be

All Items
High: 8786.89
Low: 8778.05

Without Rares
High: 199.91
Low: 154.86

I feel this does not bode well for Jagex (this means the autoers are doing too good (we don't want that)

So thats whats happening.