Daily Archives: June 7, 2007

Adam and EVE and DRM T-Shirts

http://www.digg.com/movies/Disney_to_Ma ... t_Adam_Eve
I saw this digg story and just laughed at some of the comments like

I'm going to go with the "thriller" angle. I wonder, what would the trailer sound like?

Cue the Movie Trailer Guy, thrilling music:

"In a World Without Sin, a Man and a Woman live happily, unaware of the Evil that Lurks Within. Temptation. Curiosity. And the Wrath from above. [cue lightning] Can Adam save Humanity from the Serpent's Tongue? Will Eve succumb? And who will rule...? The Garden of Eden."

Definitely should've done an Action movie, instead.

In the Garden of Eden... Adam was alone..

"God.. I'm pretty lonely.. wanna' hook me up?"

But he didn't know... that his wish would go horribly wrong..
"Hi, I'm Eve.."

Drama..
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHERE IS MY RIB?"

Action..
"DROP THE APPLE!"
"ADAM!!!"
-Explosion-

Arnold Schwarzenegger..
"YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!"

Kirstie Alley..
"Take the juicey apple, damnit!"

in... _Adam_And_Eve_

No, a romantic comedy could work.

Eve: Adam, I'm not ready to go all the way.
Ben Stiller: That's not me in your pants.
Eve: Oh my god, it's a snake!
Ben Stiller: Here, throw this apple at it.

(Eve hits Ben Stiller in the nuts with the apple)

They get kicked out of the garden, damn humanity for eternity and hilarity ensues.

And here are some DRM T-shirts (first few are my favorites)