Monthly Archives: June 2007

Movie Night for Dreams

I had a few interesting dreams last night.... its all a jumbled mess but a few reporters were covering the trek of two dinobots i think slag and the bronceosour (the one that had the long neck and then one that had the three horns)

they were the gen 1 figures and were walking around for something?

also there was a "newscast" about Hellboy the sequal.. actually a trilogy planned?

And it was about his past in 1983 and a villan he had?

I also feel i had dream about constitine the movie with keno reves? and i had talked to someone?

weird ones that don't make too much sense... yet

Adam and EVE and DRM T-Shirts

http://www.digg.com/movies/Disney_to_Ma ... t_Adam_Eve
I saw this digg story and just laughed at some of the comments like

I'm going to go with the "thriller" angle. I wonder, what would the trailer sound like?

Cue the Movie Trailer Guy, thrilling music:

"In a World Without Sin, a Man and a Woman live happily, unaware of the Evil that Lurks Within. Temptation. Curiosity. And the Wrath from above. [cue lightning] Can Adam save Humanity from the Serpent's Tongue? Will Eve succumb? And who will rule...? The Garden of Eden."

Definitely should've done an Action movie, instead.

In the Garden of Eden... Adam was alone..

"God.. I'm pretty lonely.. wanna' hook me up?"

But he didn't know... that his wish would go horribly wrong..
"Hi, I'm Eve.."

Drama..
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHERE IS MY RIB?"

Action..
"DROP THE APPLE!"
"ADAM!!!"
-Explosion-

Arnold Schwarzenegger..
"YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!"

Kirstie Alley..
"Take the juicey apple, damnit!"

in... _Adam_And_Eve_

No, a romantic comedy could work.

Eve: Adam, I'm not ready to go all the way.
Ben Stiller: That's not me in your pants.
Eve: Oh my god, it's a snake!
Ben Stiller: Here, throw this apple at it.

(Eve hits Ben Stiller in the nuts with the apple)

They get kicked out of the garden, damn humanity for eternity and hilarity ensues.

And here are some DRM T-shirts (first few are my favorites)