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Xmas Update

What has mementh been up to in the last month?

Not alot, its been a slow month and I have been fishing. I have gained 680,267 exp in fishing, and about 68k? exp in strength from barbarian fishing.

Then there was the MAJOR ruckus with the update... which i am thinking it will be ok in the end.

I honestly believe that Jagex had to make a update to stop RWT and was working on it.. but had to do it long before they were ready.

I hope not too many people have over reacted to this...

I saw a old friend was online (or i had not talked to him in a long while)

Then the XMAS UPDATE!!!!! I had ALOT OF FUN doing crazy things.

My friend Unklqb and I went into the Tzhaar Caves and made it snow!!!!

Then I Formed a Snowman Army and robbed the Al Kahdrid bank. (We lost 5 snowmen and came out with only 100kgp)

I made it Snow in Al Kahdrid.

AND I made it snow in Tzhaar Caves.. (you should have seen the inhabitants playing with the snow, its almost as if they had NEVER seen it before)

I Met SANTA!!!!!! I guess he was training for this Sleigh Ride

This picture speaks for itself :)

There was the snowball fight with Fern57 and 4be2jue, we had fun :)
And We all danced

Later on I convinced Ikkipu and Sherman to go kill the KBD with me :) we killed a bunch but I did not get a KBD head.

The next day I went with Das1330 and R3d R0bb1n and Helios Gamos.
Not as much fun, no KBD head but we did two trips, First one was Das1330, R3d R0bb1n, and me. Second Was Das1330 Helios Gamos and me.

What made it so bad was Das1330 had to leave due to not having enough health. so me and Helios killed one dragon, and then HELIOS ACCIDENTALLY TELEPORTED OUT!!!



I get out.. 30 HP left.. no food and only prayer pots.. and the FEAR of a Revenant coming up to kill me!!!

I make it to lvl 30 wild and use my glory ammy !!!SAFE!!!

I Am also doing some cleanup of my friends list.. and wanted to post who I removed.. Most of these people are removed because i have not seen them on in such a while that I can't remember when I last talked to them. (if you know what happened to them let me know) (some are parts of groups I am in.. others are just friends from or that I have met)(FYI I will add people back as I need this is just to give me a list to refer to)

Frizoid (thank you again for the Whip :) )
Fat Slug (i belive she is not playing anymore)
Jaklumen (i know has been on but i have not talked to in ages)
Cimmorene (i know has been on but i have not talked to in ages)
Uberdad (i think you play during the day so we have not met up since xmas 06)
The Tallest1
Magic Lila
Kosh (may your three sided sword guide you)
SD Tobes (hope your catching alot of lobsters now that you quit work :) )
Sdthaman (thanks for all the quest help :) )
Thrawn Jl
Vlad The Old
Blackbane (hope your cabbage collection grows with the new update)
Mr Sns

The following people i mostly talk to in various clan chats so, your being removed but just to clean up my list :)
Neko Negde
Helios Gamos
R3d R0bb1n
Hugh mannity
Norman Biggs

Interview with the Savior of the Fishing Guild

Interview with the Savior of the Fishing Guild

He was banned from the Fishing Guild, Shunned.
He found a new home and was accepted.
Then when his old stomping grounds needed him, He found a way to merge both his old and new homes together, Literally.

Let me present Mementh.

Tell me Mementh, how does it feel to be unbanned from the Fishing Guild?
“Its great, I wish it had not happened, But that’s water under the bridge.”

So As the introduction has stated you had found a new home in Burgh De Rott, Fishing sharks, and feeding the locals.

“Quite right Burgh De Rott is now able to fend for themselves and the townsfolk are healthier than they ever have been.”

So tell us, When did you learn of the Fishing Guilds Closure to Shark Fishing?

“I was taking a break from fishing and had headed over to the Void Knight Outpost to help them some, I am trying to collect a full set of their armor.
And I was reading the Varrock Herald which had the story in it”

I assume that you were mad about being banned falsely?

“Yes, and no, I was upset but I realized I was the “fall guy” which it could have happened to others”

What lead you to come up with the fix that has brought back the Shark to the Fishing Guild.

“Sigh At first I knew I had to do something, but I knew not what. Then it struck me, The Fremennik People thrive on sharks. And they have a Goddess who they worship, Fossegrimen the Fremennik god of sharks and sealife, I decided to head on up and pay this god a visit and see what could be done.

I spoke with Fossegrimen after putting a raw BIG shark on her alter, I asked her ‘Fossegrimen There is a area to the south that has been devoid of the glorious shark for a short time. I wish to help these people re-gain access to the sharks.

It was her who said that there was nothing that could be done to bring the sharks back via the river that fed the lake.”

So what was suggested?

“Well I made a comment about how it would all be good if we could move the sharks from the Town of Burgh De Rott to the Fishing guild.

As I teleported away intended to go back to Burgh De Rott I realized… we could TELEPORT the Sharks En Mass.
I went to the only wizard I knew who could help me, Wizard Cromperty in Ardougne.
I explained to the wizard what I needed. He knew of the portals for teleporting that can be built in a person’s home.

What we needed was bigger and more complex. We hashed things out and figured we could build two portals, One in Burgh De Rott and one in the Fishing Guild.

I went to Elisabeta and started talked between her and the Fishing Guild Committee. The Committee agreed to unban be and help the town of Burgh De Rott more then I could, if we could construct this portal.

We realized it would take over 100 mahogany logs per portal and 1000 law runes and a lot of special help from Wizard Cromperty. “

But there was a problem, how to make sure only sharks went though and were not killed by the Rock Crabs.

How did you overcome that hurdle?

“I went back to Fossegrimen and asked her for her help. She seemed surprised, and though she accepted we would use magic, but I was able to convince her.

She gave me two Crystals to use in the construction of the portal which would attract only sharks.

Keeping the Rock Crabs proved to be a bit more difficult…

I remembered that the Town of Yanille is protected by a tower that uses magic to keep the Ogre’s out. They said it could be done but they would need a set of protection crystals tuned to Rock Crabs and Sharks to allow the sharks to go through but the rock crabs not to”

Was this a Deal Breaker?

“No, I spoke again with Fossegrimen and found I could get essence of Shark and essence of Rock Crab to have her make into Crystals, which we used to setup a barrier at the mouth of the river.

We then activated the portal and waited a few days. Since then the over abundance of sharks that Burgh De Rott had, have gone to The Fishing Guild. “

So that’s how you saved the Fishing Guild!
What do you plan on doing now?

“Well I Just got 96 fishing and I Had a small party at the Fishing Guild.

I saw Neko Negde, Baerht, Iquende, Anishka0, and Sheynara at the party.

Then we went to my Home and I had a mini tournament where everyone played and Sheynara won 150k.

I want to thank Pokemama who gave me some Admiral pies after I ran out.

Well I am no longer banned from the Guild as you can tell.. I also got lvl 96 and don't need to use pies anymore :)

Gratz to Sherynara who won the fight :)


You can find more pics And Some Video @ My Photo Album


The Fishing Guild Committee has today announced that they are shutting down. Local Fishing Scientist have concluded that the “Salt Water Shark” that was prevalent in the Fishing Guild not 5 months ago has become Extinct from the Guilds lakes.
While it is a shock, no one would say that it was entirely not unexpected. “The Guild has been warned many times that they needed to cut back on the fishing allotments that they gave their members. The Sharks had no chance to regenerate there population.” Councilor Halgrive commented when pressured.

This is one possible reason but this paper was able to find several Fishing scientists who would only talk if we kept their identities secret.
“The Fishing Guild has been under pressure to reduce the number of sharks that could be fished a month. People think that the Sharks are dying out due to over fishing. THIS IS A LIE!

The Rock Crabs that used to stay around the Fremmnick areas have been found in the south area around the inlet to the Fishing Guild. They have grown big and are getting to the sharks first before the sharks can get in.

And there is nothing the Guild can do about it.”

When asked about the smaller fish and swordfish the scientist responded, “They are not being affected, they seem to be slipping though the Rock Crabs claws and getting in.”

This brings to light the recent banning of a Guild Member Mementh, which was controversial due to the fact that Guild Members blamed Mementh for the low population. Which seems to have been a fabrication to try and take the blame away from the Guilds inactions.

In Response many Guild members have thrown down there harpoons and are picketing the Guilds Offices to force the Guild to re-admit Mementh.

OK This story is just about over.. I am nearing 96 fishing and have found a way to go back to the guild. Which will be posted tomorrow :)

Also I will get my level tomorrow IN THE FISHING GUILD.

I plan it to be about 2 am CST 8 AM GMT. I am hoping to give a few sharks away, If there are enough people maybe go to the Duel arena or go on the trawler. (though if not we can always use my fighting room @ my POH and have a mini tournament)

Pies will be provided to those that need them to get in.. (location will change if necessary) *thanks to Pokemama for pies I ran out*

67 Slayer and 72 Agility AND MY NEW BED!!!!

Woot I got a few levels when I escaped from the Burgh De Rott Fishing area I got 67 Slayer and 72 Agility. :)

I also completed my Greegree Collection and got a spare of each for a place holder :)

Burgh De Rott Stuffed with Sharks?

Ever since the intrepid Fisherman Mementh Went to Burgh De Rott the town has not had a empty plate at dinner time.

But problems are looming, Town leader Elisabeta had this to say in a recent interview, "Mementh has been a godsend to us. Our small little town has prospered. But we have such a surplus donated sharks, that we have been working to sell them and re-build our town. We are worried about Memenths leaving once he gets to his level of 96 fishing."

Analysts say that Burgh De Rott might survive now that they have a supply of gold in there coffers and reporters have seen Mementh teaching the young children and adults how to fish sharks and use a big net.

When asked about his possible leaving Mementh gave us a comment " I have been teaching these people how to fish. I have three promising students who are almost ready to start trying to catch Bass in there big nets.
Trust me IF and I want to stress IF I leave This town will be able to feed itself from there own shark fishermen."

"Plus I am still banned from the Fishing Guild, where else can I go right now to fish sharks?" Mementh Commented.

My father called me up today and told me there were some beds for sale.. QUEEN SIZED for like $100 bucks @ a local furniture store.

Well I headed over and got me one (I have been sleeping on a Twin on the floor since I moved in)
And here you go :) Aint it purty :)

FYI the blanket was made by my mom when I was 5-7 years old.. wow.. I still looks good and fits the bed :)

19k sharks & New Hacking #’s

Well its been about 4 months since I started my quest for 99 fishing... And I AM DAMMED NEAR CLOSE.. I know the halfway point is lvl 92.. thats exactly 50% of lvl 99's exp..

I have been working hard since i got that lvl on "Monday, August 13, 2007, 01:23:28 AM" (at least thats when I saved the picture)

If I were to have started over i would be lvl 83 now :)

The reason for this post though is to CELEBRATE MY 19k SHARK CAUGHT and in my bank right now (I have caught since I started this 30932 sharks but have sold the others to get my outfit and such)

This also brings me to another topic I wish to bring up...
My hacking in January 17 2006.. I lost alot then.. and found some friends (old blog entry not put direct links because i am not sure about wordpress yet) (thank you again Frizoid for the whip)

You can see my Past Blog posts on my Website (I like to revisit this to see how much I Lost)
*suicide watch for mementh* (joke)
6 Months (approx) since hacking
51 Weeks Since hacking.

Here are my Dry numbers for what I lost

All Items
High: 1,956,990,100
Low: 1,955,022,400

Without Rares
High: 34,490,100
Low: 44,522,400

As you can see The rare items make up a good bulk of what I lost...

I managed to find a "reliable source" for the current illegal price of RS GP and thats 4.49/Million which works out to be

All Items
High: 8786.89
Low: 8778.05

Without Rares
High: 199.91
Low: 154.86

I feel this does not bode well for Jagex (this means the autoers are doing too good (we don't want that)

So thats whats happening.

95 fishing and 82 Strength

Well over the last two-three days I have managed to get two new levels

because i am barbarian fishing I got a Strength level :) LVL 82!!!

And just a few minutes ago i got my Fishing LVL 95!!!!

I am hoping the 219.5 Admiral Pies that I have left will last long enough to get me to 96.. if not I can make 50 or so at a time till I do level

I have 8278 shark to go till I get 96 and don't need pies anymore :)

I have 14507 shark in the bank and 38731 shark left to go till 99 fishing :)

99 Fishing.. Eventually.

Ok, lets get this post started, I have been for the last 2-3 months working on a new goal after I became a Rune Miner...

I decided to get 99 Fishing. I liked fishing and it was something I could do while watching TV or reading DIGG articles/news.

So I set off.. and quickly got 91 and 92 fishing... and when I was close to getting 93 fishing Barbarian Fishing came out..

So I tried to make a little Story about it

News Flash: Sharks are endangered

Shark numbers in the Fishing Guild Drop and Guild members blame Mementh.

The regular members of the Guild are noting how fast Mementh is fishing Sharks and worry that the Shark population will need assistance from Guthix to stay in balance.

So Far the Guild members have seen Mementh take out between Seven Thousand and Ten Thousand sharks. And they do not see a end in sight because Mementh has been heard saying he is going to fish "At least another Fifty-six Thousand to get my 99 fishing."

When asked to comment Mementh replied. "Hey, I pay my Guild dues just like everyone else.. I am just trying to get 99 fishing before my birthday in November".


UPDATE: Due to the MASSIVE drop on the Sharks population
the Fishing guild decided last week to BAN Mementh
from using a Harpoon in there guild. Catherby Beach
officials declared that they would also ban Mementh
due to the 'Shark Fishing Accords of 2005'.

Not to be deterred Mementh went on a quest.. using
the spare 1200 tuna fish he had banked from
Sweetcorn and Tuna Tater assembly of a few months
ago. He fished the 1200 salmon and got the
flour and pie dishes required to make 1200 Admiral

Upon seeing him walk in with that many pies they
realized that Mementh had 92 fishing and was
near 93.. near enough that he could fish sharks in
the Barbarian Fishing way he had been taught
only weeks earlier.

When asked about the unique strategy Mementh
commented "I only need the pies to get to 96
fishing. I wont need to eat for a year but I will
not need any assistance" And after pulling up a
Giant Shark
Mementh commented "I think this Crabclaw-Hook
Really helps, It also protects my hand from the
shark biting." Right after saying this Mementh
Leveled to 93 fishing

Hear Ye Hear Ye
Hensforth the Character known as Mementh is hereby Banned from using Pies to increase his fishing level.
The Fishing Guild Commity has declared that Mementh can no longer use any sort of Boosting pies or potions to allow him to reach 96 fishing temporally.

"We don't mind him using the Barbarian Fishing Technique he learned, its just he is leaving pie dishes and half eaten pies all over the docks.
We have had Five other players who have slipped and fallen into the water. The rescue efforts have caused the guild to shut down while rescue efforts were underway.
He can continue fishing sharks once he has gotten his skill level to the required 96 Fishing to use the Barbarian fishing technique." The public Relations Spokesperson replied when asked for a comment.

Some fellow guild members have stated that they believe this ban is a crock. A Guild member wishing to be Anonymous stated "The Guild Commity is scared, not since the opening of the guild has one person taken out that many sharks in such a short time. They fear for the sharks population and the cost to breed more sharks to replace the ones Mementh has gotten."

Mementh meanwhile has been seen in the town of "Burgh de Rott" fishing sharks.
When asked to comment the Towns leader Elisabeta stated this "Since Mementh came we have had food on our tables *EVERY NIGHT* thanks to Memenths donations.
We are stronger and have been able to rebuild more since we no longer have to scrounge around for food and risk getting caught by the Vampyres. We have been able to keep more villagers healthy because they have food in there bellies."

When asked about the possibility of overfishing the sharks Elisabeta replied "Right now we are worried about keeping people healthy and safe. The sharks in the ocean breed on there own and we have not had any fishermen that had the level to fish them in generations. So they are overpopulated right now."

I mainly moved to Burgh De Rott because of the issues of wasting the Pies i had. I was getting 15-20 shark using two pies at times.. it was also maddening to find the "shark spot" out of the other fishing spots.

I also got myself a "uniform" Pirate hat with eyepatch, Rabbit foot necklace, stripy blue pirate shirt and blue pirate pants, a Crabclaw-hook, and Moger Flippers. I carry with me a Rune Satchel and a Frying pan.

I also got my pmod status back several months ago which resulted in at least one comical response
Here are a few

This one MIGHT have been a responce.. anyways its funny

This one was from a Clanchat that was just freaking funny

So on we go... 13366 Sharks fished and 39875 more sharks till 99.

I plan on using the Sharks to get 99 Cooking.. Only 11591 more sharks till I get enough to get 99 cooking. :)



Sigh.. it happened, The fishing Guild has banned me from using a Harpoon of ANY KIND.

So I have been working on making 1200 Admiral Pies.. I think that will be enough to get to 96 fishing.. or close enough to use fishing pots..

Fairy Ring codes in runescape

Well i play a game called runescape (as if you did not know)
and there are Fairy Rings (similar to Stargate)
and these are the codes for all of them to date...

DLS Canpub
CKS Canmush
BKR MortSwmp
BIQ Bedabin
DLQ DsrtUzer

DKR Edgevill
DIS WizTower
AIQ Mudskipp
BLP TzHaar
DKP BrimNrth
CKR ShiloVil

CIP Miscella
AJR SlyrCave
CJR Sinclair
DJR MansinNW
ALS McGrubor
BLR Legends
DJP Necroman
CIQ GnomMaze
CLS Yan2west
BKP FeldipW
AKS FeldipSE

AKQ Woodlands
AKS Jungle
DKS Snow
DLQ Desert
DLS Swamp
CKR Karmaja

ALR Abyss
DIR Gorak
BKQ EcahnVal
CKP Starflwr
BJR Grail
AJS Penguin Island (level 2 Penguins)
BIS Unicorn Pen Ardougne Zoo

mementh’s exxcel sheet for runescape 7-25-07

well folks i decided to post my excel worksheets i use for my runescape skill levels.

I have been using these for about three years? and i wanted ot posted because a fellow pmod helped me with a recent update

I used to use the link runescape normal highscore lookup which loads a whole page

well Jagex decided to put a simple html only page to allow people like me and other sites to get data quickly This is the new link i am using

this does two things gets the data quickly.... and it also saves jagex money since they only send the data the person wants

but since i wanted others to see this or comment i am posting it here

My Excel sheet for public